Let's Reflect

As I reflect on 2008, I can say we had a great year:

Blacks are happy: Obama was elected.

Whites are happy: OJ is in jail.

Democrats are happy: George Bush is leaving office.

Republicans are happy: Democrats will finally quit saying George Bush stole the election.

And all of us are so happy: The election is finally over!

I think 2009 will be even better: Immediately after his inauguration,

Obama will balance the budget,

Revive the economy,

Solve the real estate problem,

Solve the auto industry problem,

Solve our gas/alternative energy problem,

Stop the fires and mudslides in California,

Ban hurricanes and tornadoes,

Stop identity theft,

Reverse global warming,

Find Osama,

Solve the Israeli-Palestinian conflict,

Get rid of corruption in government and Achieve world peace .

Then on the 7 th day, He will rest.

My best wishes for 2009!