The irritation level of having sexdecillion (yes, that's a number) crickets in San Marcos is just incredible. Through the cricket-covered roof.
I wouldn't go outside if you paid me. I wouldn't go outside if Brad Pitt was out there. I wouldn't go outside if my living room was on fire. I can stand the heat.
They are smacking into my windows. Into my front door. Into my balcony door. GROSS!!!!!!!!
What if I wanted to run to Sonic for a blue coconut slushie and tator tots right now? (oooo, that sounds good) I couldn't. I made the mistake earlier of opening my door. BAM! Five inside right away. Let the killing spree begin. I got 'em all. But I bet I've killed at least a dozen since I came in from work.
I have locked myself in and have started mopping and wiping everything down with bleach. I can hardly stand the smell of my own apt. I mean it's okay, if I had a damn diving board the smell would be typical. But this isn't an indoor pool.
(BTW since I started writing this I've killed and vacuum'd up 4 more little bastards) I sure wish I didn't have this gapping hole all around my front door. :'(
*stuffs holes with PT's*
I had a very hectic day at work and just wanted to come home, have dinner and watch TV. I have yet to eat and after all the killing I've done, I don't feel so hungry anymore. And honestly I'm a little creeped out to lay down and go to sleep.
Some fun news from today ... I got to spend $300 on wine and cheese for this little meet and greet tomorrow in San Antonio. Oh how I love to spend money. And when it's expensed it's that much better.
(FYI - I just found, killed, and vacuum'd up 3 more - I can't even think straight - I am so disgusted)
I don't know if I should cry or scream. I've already used a whole can of Cutter Fogger. I have stuffed paper towels in the door - HOW THE HELL ARE THEY GETTING IN!!!!!!!!!!!
Texas is a gross state. WTF. I'm getting in the shower - it's the only place I haven't seen a bug yet today.
Goodnight from the bitter bug house.
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