Mike, Dan, Mike's buddy, James and Dan's "friend" Crystal were at J's Bistro on the Square and while normally I would rather pull out my toenails than hang out on the Square -- I wanted to go out. I was doing pretty well with not drinking until a beer was set in front of me. Damnit. I only had one beer there before the bar closed. Here in SM, everything closes at midnight. Mike walks me to my car. I put the keys in the ignition, put the car in reverse and we don't go anywhere. I never actually started the car. So I go to turn the key - nothing. I start to panic. Mike's telling me what's wrong .... I'm freaking. So yeah, btw, if your car's in reverse ... it won't start. Put it in park, Dumbass. Ok, so we get home and hang out before Dan brings over James, Aaron and Amy. So ... party at my place then?? I'm so glad no one lives around me. We drink and drink and drink. And drink. And shoot darts. They all leave. I'm trashed. Should make for a fun Tuesday.
(This is the night Dan bought a Stabbing Westward CD that I already "owned". Heh)
TUESDAY THE 22ND
Boy, I am still drunk. I wake up to go to work and yup, I'm still drunk. I get ready for work and wake Mike up. Poor guy, I felt bad for waking him up yet I'm the one that has to get to Austin and work all day in this state. *barf* I drop Mike off so he could go back to bed and by the time I got to work I felt like complete crap. By 3PM the hangover was wearing off and I was STARVING!! On my way home my gas tank is pretty empty and I remember Mike wanted to check the gas mileage on the FauxJetta. I put in 10.745 gallons and reset the trip. Ok. Go. ($30.08 FRICK!)
WEDNESDAY THE 23RD
Jess calls me at work and tells me we are famous. I thought she meant Gene and Secure Integrations but no. She meant ME and HER!! How exciting is that?? We are on Vickie Howell's Knitting website.
http://www.vickiehowell.com
That's me with the JF (Just F*cking) and that's Jess with the GI (Google It). It was really nice of her to knit these for us. If it was me she would have got something more like a Kabbalah string bracelet. Haha.
THURSDAY THE 24TH Today was pretty uneventful except that I realized I'm the worse mom ever. 13 days ago was the boys birthday. Thank Goodness they are kitties and don't know how to use a Day Timer and/or like cake.
FRIDAY THE 25th
Mike and Dan go see "Invincible" and then we played Beer Pong. Lots of it. I kept losing.
SATURDAY THE 26TH
We slept in, got pizza for lunch and went and saw "Talladega Nights". This is my 2nd time, but Mike hadn't seen it yet. It was still just as funny -- I can't wait to have this on DVD!
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"Dear 8 pound, 6 ounce baby Jesus....."
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"I picture Jesus with huge eagle wings, singing for Lynard Skynard, and I'm in the front row ... just hammered."
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" the sticker is dangerous and inconvenient ... but I DO love Fig Newton's"
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"I spread my butt checks"
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"This is for you ... I got it at Target ... It was on sale."
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Mike has a Big Red shirt .... haha. I made him put it on and he doesn't remember why.
He's about the cutest thing this side of Mexico. -smile-
SUNDAY THE 27TH
We slept in again. I came home and just relaxed until our stupid store meeting at Bath and Body Works. That place is just going to be the death of me. Mike came over for a quick dinner, after the meeting, and headed home. Maybe. I watched Drumline and went to sleep.
MONDAY THE 28TH
I woke up this morning with Brutus pretty much laying on my head and Petey between my feet. I can NOT tell you how badly I want this new bed. I am ordering it on Wednesday when I get back into town. I am telling you ... if I can make it two more weeks on this futon, it'll be a miracle. Remember back on the 22nd how I reset my trip?? Yeah, well, I forgot and got gas again today before I was really on empty. But that's good, almost a week without having to fill up and I drive to Austin every day. Right?
Tomorrow is Dan's birthday!! Mike said he had some first night of training tonight so I thought I'd call Dan and see if he wanted to grab some dinner and drinks somewhere but he was in Austin with Mike's cousin. You'll have to settle for this for now ....
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"I picture Jesus with huge eagle wings, singing for Lynard Skynard, and I'm in the front row ... just hammered."
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" the sticker is dangerous and inconvenient ... but I DO love Fig Newton's"
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"I spread my butt checks"
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"This is for you ... I got it at Target ... It was on sale."
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Played some darts on Saturday night with Dan's friend Crystal and her friend Jenny - They played Beer Pong and I just ... drank. Sometimes it's not worth gettin' your balls wet, ya know?
Mike has a Big Red shirt .... haha. I made him put it on and he doesn't remember why.
Oh-my-God, not even Hell
could be hotter than you right now
Not even Hell could be hotter than you right now
Oh, not even Hell could be hotter than you right now
Oh, not even Hell could be hotter than you right now
Oh, not even Hell...
SUNDAY THE 27TH
We slept in again. I came home and just relaxed until our stupid store meeting at Bath and Body Works. That place is just going to be the death of me. Mike came over for a quick dinner, after the meeting, and headed home. Maybe. I watched Drumline and went to sleep.
MONDAY THE 28TH
I woke up this morning with Brutus pretty much laying on my head and Petey between my feet. I can NOT tell you how badly I want this new bed. I am ordering it on Wednesday when I get back into town. I am telling you ... if I can make it two more weeks on this futon, it'll be a miracle. Remember back on the 22nd how I reset my trip?? Yeah, well, I forgot and got gas again today before I was really on empty. But that's good, almost a week without having to fill up and I drive to Austin every day. Right?
Tomorrow is Dan's birthday!! Mike said he had some first night of training tonight so I thought I'd call Dan and see if he wanted to grab some dinner and drinks somewhere but he was in Austin with Mike's cousin. You'll have to settle for this for now ....
