Puppy Fever

I want a dog. I need a dog.

Petey & Brutus want one too. They have expressed interest. Yes huh they have.

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He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion - Unknown

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Whoever said you can't buy happinessforgot about puppies - Gene Hill

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Money will buy you a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail - Unknown

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Some days you're the dog;some days you're the hydrant - Unknown

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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face - Ben Williams

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The more I know men, the more I love my dog- Unknown

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Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?- Unknown

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You can say any fool thing to a dog, and the dog will give you this look that says, `My God, you're RIGHT! I NEVER would've thought of that!'" - Dave Barry

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"Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in thecar, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently atnothing right in your ear." -- Dave Barry

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"Cat's Motto: No matter what you've done wrong, always try to makeit look like the dog did it." -- Unknown

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"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation asthe dog does." -- Christopher Morley"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loveshimself." -- Josh Billings

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